There are alcohol clouds in space. There are so many chemicals floating around it’s not surprising this happens. I’m sure people wished it happened in our atmosphere. Someone called it heaven; said they found heaven in space. It’s only methanol and a little ethyl. Every website about it compared it to how many pints the population would have to drink. With 32 compounds like cyanide and ammonia, you could concoct quite the cocktail. Another called it a bridge of booze. What bridge would be made of alcohol? From where to where? Mental Floss says, “-these alcohol clouds can be a telling clue into how our biggest stars form.” They are filled with energy. Exiting protons flash that trigger other flashes. Alcohol makes them shine bright, or at least brighter than others. The ethyl formate gives this cloud at the center of our galaxy a sweet rum taste.
The cloud is called Sagittarius B2. It was emitted from Sagittarius A, a black hole at the center of our galaxy. It’s on the edge of the Sagittarius constellation next to Scorpius. My dad was born on the 22nd of November making people question whether he was really a Scorpio or a Sagittarius. Even though I subscribe to astrology I’ve never been able to pin him down to one or the other. Maybe those kind of people are in limbo because they were really born in the black hole of Sagittarius.
Doing more research on Sgr A, I found out SGR is also an acronym for skill-girlfriend ratio. It was being used in a tweet for Devin Booker’s case as a “star on and off the court”. The two things pleading for his case are his skill and his girlfriends. These are the things fueling his stardom. Many people see the women that men are with as trophies that are won, objects obtained, pretty things to collect. In conversation with a friend he told me he thought his influence came not from his relation to other men, but to women. Their status is dependent on their proximity to pretty women but they expect things from them because of their status. The men in power, get it from women, just to oppress women with that power.
Women are attracted to power just like men. We are victims of staring at the sun too long too. The only way for women to receive power is by playing the rules of the game men in power have created. And you can’t tell them you’re playing! And you can’t change anything! And you must lose your morals or be okay with breaking them!
Stars eat, abandon, swallow, drain, and fuck each other up. Like they’re in constant competition.
Some hypothesize our sun could’ve started as an alcohol cloud. The egotistic centric star our planet has no choice but to revolve around could’ve been birthed from an alcoholic fog. So consume; Be it alcohol or girlfriends; Consume and combust and become so big and bright, they revolve around you.